TheSportsGuru's Week 5 Picks

Houston over Miami: 28-14
I really am liking what I’m seeing from Matt Schaub and Andre Johnson or not (he’s out for this week), Shaub will get it done.

Jacksonville over Kansas City: 21-13
Kansas City finally showed a pulse last week. Rather they showed an accelerated heart-beat. But they played an over-rated team. The Jags D will throw down once again but I feel another big game coming from Bowe today.

New England TORCHING Cleveland: 38-14
Doesn’t that score ring a bell? It’s probably because New England has beaten every team they have played this year by similar numbers.

New Orleans over Carolina: 24-17
I just want to see New Orleans get off the schnide. Reggie will have a big day and Brees will bounce back…hopefully.

New York Giants over New York Jets: 31-28
Eli has impressed me. Pennington has impressed me. But if the Giants line plays like they did last week, Giants will squeak by.

Pittsburgh over Seattle: 27-21
Pittsburgh lost to Arizona last week and really let me down. If they do the same, and lose to another NFC West team, I might resort to cow tipping to subdue my anger.

Arizona over St. Louis: 24-14
St. Louis is pitiful. Arizona is coming off a HUGE win over Pittsburgh (ARRRRRRRRGGHHHH!!!) last week. They will most definitely win this game.

Washington over Detroit: 24-23
It’s gonna be a close one. But I like Washington so I’m gonna pick them.

Tennessee over Atlanta: 20-17
Vince Young will surely remind the native of Atlanta what it was like to have Vick run the show. Don’t be surprised if you see a few tears shed as some of the hardcore fans recount the recent past.

Indianapolis over Tampa Bay: 24-21
Just so Indy can stay undefeated until they play the Pats. They’ll lose that game. I promise you.

San Diego over Denver: 31-21
Denver just looks a little pathetic in my book. And LT should run a muck on Denver’s shady D.

San Francisco over Baltimore: 14-13
It’s going to be a D vs. D show down this week. And the Niners really, really need this win.

Green Bay over Chicago: 28-14
Favre is rocking his cannon arm and the up-start D has impressed. Chicago has no semblance of an Offense.

Dallas over Buffalo: 27-13
Dallas and Tony Romo will remain undefeated. Period.

Point of notice: All undefeated teams will come out of week 5 remaining undefeated.