Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Don Banks is a Eunuch and Other Fun News

Great work from fearless powerhouse, Don Banks of SI.com. His predictions for the season came out today. These picks could have been made by a two-legged dog banging its nose against a keyboard. Or Miss Teen South Carolina (video here in case you've been living under a rock):

Actually no - Miss Teen SC has less usable skill than the two-legged dog. That two-legged dog learned to play hopscotch like a motherfucker and Miss Teen SC is still a complete retard. Anyways, Banks' prediction for the Niners typifies his cowardly calls: the offense is better and the defense is going to have to adjust. Wow. What a bold prediction.

Other news:
*Joe "The Phenom" Staley officially won the starting job from Kwame. Good news - we won't get screwed out of multiple big plays this year. Bad news - I need to find a new whipping boy.

*Last scrimmage against the Chargers on Thursday (kickoff at 7pm PT). Thankfully Gore will be held out despite wanting to play. Hopefully his pent-up rage is unleashed on Adrian Wilson and the Cardinals in exactly 13 days, 1 hour and 38 minutes from the moment I type this (who's counting?).

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