Our Half-Decade of Discontent Is Over

NFL.com is reporting that Joe Staley is a virtual lock to replace Kwame Harris on the line. This means the at least 3 fewer touchdowns will be called back on holding penalties. PLAYOFFS HERE WE COME!!! Reminisce as you watch these (clearly Faithful) lunatics go off.



Remember when there was something more than getting back to .500 to get hyped about...like The Comeback. The scene above was probably acted out in every family room/den/sex dungeon (what? huh?) in the Bay Area back in January 2003. Sadly, this was the last time we won a playoff game. That was 5 seasons ago - the same amount of time Kwame has been on the team. If you think that's a coincidence, I have a burnt orange bridge to sell you.

Hey ladies. My name's Kwame. I'm a Pisces and love a nice creme brulee. My hobbies include committing inopportune false start penalties, killing drives with stupid holding penalties, and missing blocking assignments. I'll be on the bench soon so I should have plenty of time to hang out. You can reach me at bustedpick77@49ers.com.