D-Jack Is A D-Umbass

When your hair does that annoying thing where is gets in your eyes, it's probably time to get a haircut. Unfortunately our (supposed) blockbuster pickup and #1 wideout, D-Jack, doesn't understand this.

"I couldn't see the ball. My helmet sat too high on my head," he said, citing his Afro as the culprit. His hair is now trimmed.

I think that crack you heard is Alex Smith breaking his hand against the locker room wall. YOUR HELMET WAS TOO HIGH?! What an ass.

The homeless billy goat look isn't doing it for D-Whack

And this other gem would have made me spit up my coffee, if I drank coffee.

"I'm a very easy-going guy, very laid-back. Even in my style of play, I like to observe everything and not fly by missing a lot. High-energy guys get a lot of glory. Guys like me that make everything look easy get misconstrued."

Make dropping passes look easy? Make averaging 3.7 catches for 39 yards per game look easy? What exactly is he doing so well that "high-energy" guys like TO, Ocho Cinco, Steve Smith, and Randy Moss are not? Ohhhhhh...right. Getting in the GOD DAMNED END ZONE! Guys that take this much pride in being easy-going are generally just not very good at what they do. Since he's facing the team that dumped him this past off-season, hopefully D-Jack gets mad and makes some plays this weekend. With The Disease riding the bench, we're going to need all the help we can get.