Jumping the Gun

SI.com's FanNation is always the first weekly prediction to come out, as they provide fantasy projections for junkies. Apparently, we're doomed: Survey says!...24-20, Seachickens. Whoever's predicting this is so sure of it, he won't even put his name on the site. Probably so that when he's proven right people don't bother him like the latter-day Nostradamus that he is. Smart move.

"The Pats lose to the Bills....wait. What? This f*cking thing's broken."