Monday, September 3, 2007

Lead, Follow, or Be a Captain

Apparently the Niners decided that having a captain for each of the three parts of the team (O, D, ST) is not enough. Nor is the NFL max of 5 players allowed to wear the Captain's "C" on their uniform. We're so damn special we have 10 (that's right TEN) captains.



At this point it's almost easier to name who isn't a captain. For the coin-toss, they should do like in those crappy Hollywood-ized football movies and send out the whole team. That'll scare everyone. Nolan should make his 4 sons captains too. And make them wear suits. And punch the ref in the crotch if we don't win the coin toss. That would be awesome. Or retarded. I mix those two up.

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